5 of the cheesiest eye-related jokes for Father’s Day

Friday, 16 June 2017
5 of the cheesiest eye-related jokes for Father’s Day

Celebrate Father's Day with these cracking jokes, courtesy of our Feel Good Team

From all of the team at Feel Good Contacts, we’d like to wish all the dads out there a Happy Father’s Day!

And in keeping with the fatherly spirit of the day, we thought we’d take the time to share some of the cheesiest eye-related jokes from the office to do our dads proud.



1)What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

A ‘Do-you-think-he-saurus’


2)What did the right eye say to the left eye?

“Between you and me, there’s something that smells”



3)Patient: “I keep getting a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink coffee

Doctor: “Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup first”?



4)Why did the phone wear glasses?

Because he’d lost all his contacts



5)Why did the cross-eyed teacher quit her job?

She couldn’t control her pupils



There you have it - the top 5 cheesiest jokes about eyes that we could think of. We hope some of them made you laugh (though you may be embarrassed to admit it), or even got a groan out of you that would make any dad proud. Because, whether you’re a fan of dad jokes or not, you could be hearing a lot of them this Father’s Day!

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